Ron Paul Problems

As promised, libertarian pickup lines

Hey, baby, I would love to help refine your personal definition of the harm principle tonight.

Now those are some tangible assets!

I’m looking for my Carol Paul. Are you her?

I want the Government out of my bedroom, but I want you in it!

Hey baby, you can tread on me all night long.

Is that a stimulus package in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Damn girl! I don’t know what I want less of: government or the amount of clothes you’re wearing!

Not even Nixon could get rid of the gold standard…in my pants.

You’ll love my gun collection. Also, I own several firearms.

I have a feeling you really understand the “nature of the firm.”

Baby, I love you so much I’m willing to forgo my exit option.

If I got $1 every time I saw someone as hot as you I’d have $1! But it wouldn’t be worth as much thanks to the Fed!

Are you a parking ticket coerced by the GUNvernment? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

You’ve got the curves to supply my demand!

Let’s go to bed and try to disprove the law of diminishing marginal utility.

You’re my very favorite kind of moral hazard.

Wanna talk about our private goods?

You’re an economist. I’m an economist. How about a little horizontal integration?

Bottom up or top down?

Hey baby, you wanna get sprayed with some chemtrails?

Hey, girl, I heard you like Chili’s!

Note: We didn’t write most of these. Too many to cite, but thank you to the creative minds behind them! 

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